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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
-- Doug Larson
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
-- Harry S. Truman
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Anonymous
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend.
-- Albert Camus
Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.
-- Agatha Christie
Win hearts, and you have hands and purses.
-- Lord Burleigh
Friendship is Love without his wings.
-- Lord Byron
It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
-- Proverb
Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?
-- Jo Brand
In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he’s lonely.
-- Rich Hall
It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.
-- Harry Hill
I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.
-- Cat Stevens
As soon as folk see my face on the movie screen they know two things: First, I'm not going to get the girl and second, I'll get a cheap funeral before the picture is over.
-- Lee Marvin
Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?
-- Jo Brand
In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he’s lonely.
-- Rich Hall
It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.
-- Harry Hill
I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.
-- Cat Stevens
As soon as folk see my face on the movie screen they know two things: First, I'm not going to get the girl and second, I'll get a cheap funeral before the picture is over.
-- Lee Marvin
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
-- Les Dawson
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
-- John Barrymore
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
-- Laurence J Peter
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
-- Unknown
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-- David Bissonnette
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
-- Robert Orben
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
-- Henry Youngman
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin
Absence -- that common cure of love.
-- Miguel De Cervantes
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
-- John Barrymore
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
-- Robert Frost
Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.
-- Aphra Behn
(Love) A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
-- Pearl Bailey
Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.
-- Pierre De Beaumarchais
Love is the heart of the soul.
-- Robert Paul
Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are not.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.
-- John Ruskin
A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity.
-- V.P. Skipper
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